Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Wedding toasts

Wedding toasts





Wedding toasts are a vital part of any wedding ceremony. No wedding is complete without wedding toasts. The style and pattern of wedding toasts may differ in various culture and society. In some places, wedding toasts can be humorous, whereas in some other places, wedding toasts can be too emotional. Wedding toasts are a very interesting concept. Wedding is unions of two souls, but through this marital union, two families also get united. Wedding is the occasion for them to raise a toast to each other, and this popular occasion is known as wedding toasts.

Listed below are various types of interesting wedding toasts:


# Wedding Toast, From the Bride to the Groom or From the Groom to the Bride:

Here's to the prettiest, here's to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true, Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one, Here's to them, all in one - here's to you.

# To the Groom:

Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.

# To the Bridesmaids:

May she share everything with her husband, including the house work.
Wedding Toast, From the Groom to the Bride
She knows all about me and loves me just the same.

# To both the Bride and Groom:

Look down you Gods and on this couple drop a blessed crown. Remember that if you ever put your marital problems on the back burner they are sure to boil over.



Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.

My greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!

Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves - making in all, two.

May you have many children and may they grow mature in taste and healthy in color and as sought after as the contents of the glass.

# Funny Wedding Toasts

The best man's wedding toasts tend to be the most funny, although it's alright for anyone to make a funny toast, if it is in good taste.

Funny Wedding Toasts from the Best Man:

Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.

Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!

A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.

To our wives and lovers - may they never meet!

To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!

Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.

Always remember the three magic words: "You're right dear."

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

These are definitely amusing. The bride one was really sweet.